when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like
The reason the moon is so red during this lunar eclipse is because the goddess Artemis is bathing in the monthly blood sacrifices of women everywhere.
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I got a package from scifigrl47 in the mail today! What could it be?
Hmmm, well, it’s Marvel, that’s a good sign!
It must be something nerdy and aweso…..what.
OH MY GOD.
IT’S A MECHANICAL ORGANISM DESIGNED ONLY FOR COFFEE. (Actually the box says Koffee, for extra hilarity.)
It is the most hideous mug I’ve ever seen. I’m going to use it for every beverage I drink from now on.
But most importantly…
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus